{"id":1802,"date":"2009-05-18T18:21:33","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T18:21:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/justthesam.com\/2009\/05\/bad-joke-1\/"},"modified":"2009-05-18T18:21:33","modified_gmt":"2009-05-18T18:21:33","slug":"bad-joke-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justthesam.com\/?p=1802","title":{"rendered":"Bad Joke #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>What do you call a Spanish shark with pointy ears?<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>El Fin.<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>[It came to me in a flash of inspiration on the train home. Tim Vine &#8211; call me when you&#39;re ready.]<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you call a Spanish shark with pointy ears? El Fin. [It came to me in a flash of inspiration on the train home. Tim Vine &#8211; call me when you&#39;re ready.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justthesam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justthesam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justthesam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justthesam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justthesam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justthesam.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justthesam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justthesam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justthesam.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}